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April 2012

“My Mummy taught me how to raise my family, how to love them, how to spoil them. Spoil the wee girls with housework and reproaches, the length of their skirts and the colour of their lips: how they sit, how they slouch, how they don’t give their fathers peace, how they talk, how they talk back, how they’ll come to no good if they carry on like that. They’re bold and bad and broken at fourteen, but you love them as much as you love yourself … that’s why you hurt them so much … Ruin the boys, tell them they’re noisy and big and bold, and their boots are too muddy, ‘Clear that mess up for me, Cassie.’ Tell them to leave their fathers in peace, and come to their mother for a cuddle, tell them they’ll always be your own wee man, always your own bold wee man and you love them better than you love their daddy, you love them best of all – that’s why they hurt you so much” —Cassie - Bold girls
Apr 26, 20121 note
Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together

somebodybemybuddyback:

hyrulian-feminist:

toomuchtaylor:

middle-east-beast:

Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll

Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.

Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.

Ginny went in alone and ended up held hostage in the Chamber of Secrets by Tom Riddle

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Apr 25, 2012367 notes

God sake, this always happens. Stop looking like that :(

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The guy that everyone classed as the weirdo in my work place just sent me a lovely message on Facebook about me leaving. Awwk. :)

Apr 20, 2012

It’s my birthday. Horray! I am now the horrid age of 19 and have spent the past two hours throwing up and listening to my neighbours havin sex to Shania Twain’s greatest hits. As my dad would say, “awh this is just fab-ooh-luss”

Apr 20, 20121 note
#dadsaysfabulousfunny
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Apr 20, 2012442 notes
  • beast: hey i just met you
  • beast: and this is crazy
  • beast: but the castle is your home now EXCEPT FOR THE WEST WING
  • DONT YOU DARE
  • TOUCH
  • MY WEST WING
  • BITCH
  • UNDERSTAND
  • beast: so come to dinner maybe
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Apr 18, 201260,301 notes
First rule of tumblr: Don't tag your hate.

fuuuuuuuuck offfff maytee

Apr 16, 2012

fuckyeahpatmonahan:

Drops of Jupiter By Train > most songs ever made

Apr 16, 20124 notes
Also, I really need to stop walking about my room naked when the curtain is open.

shaownna:

My across-the-street neighbours have probably seen more of me than they would really like to.

 

My across the road neighbour told me he watches me…

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Apr 15, 20121,861 notes
I don't care.

Don’t you? Okay. 

Apr 15, 2012
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I got pretty heels for my birthday.

I shall never be able to walk in them gracefully, but damn, they are some nice ass shoes.

image

Apr 14, 20123 notes
#shoes
"Get in the kitchen and cook something"

- My dad legit just said this to my mum in an argument… 

Apr 14, 2012
#sexist #fucking hell shut up
Apr 14, 20126,356 notes
People on tumblr are such hypocrites.

moonshoespaiggeee:

You broadcast this website as somewhere you can ”be yourself” and share your opinion and be accepted and everything is all rainbows and sunshine 

but in reality, the minute someone actually shares their opinion, everyone goes crazy and sends hate to the person sharing this opinion, to the point they will even go on the hated anon and send them hate, saying things like ”people like you shouldn’t exist” 

don’t start fucking crying about it when you people all say ”WE DONT JUDGE SPEAK WHATS ON YOUR MIND AND WHAT YOUR FEELING WERE ALL HERE FOR YOU”

fuckin twats, shut your goddamn hypocritical mouths.

Apr 14, 20121 note
The rest of the internet actually hates ignorant people like you.

mmhmm

Apr 14, 2012
And, "omigod ur on anon so u r immature lol HONEY" No. Shut up. Why would I want you knowing who I am? That would just be reductive. That would mean you were actually a small part of my life. I would never want someone who's "opinion" is directly linked to making people feel bad about themselves to know my name. So, go back to your shitty art, Shannon. Because no one actually cares.

“No one cares” you care love, thats why you’re here giving me ‘abuse’. Incest is disgusting, deal with it. 

Apr 14, 2012
Jesus Christ, shut up. No one cares. You need to just stop. Honestly, just stop. Shit, I bet you're, like, a photo major. So, stop. Both of you. The people sending in asks and you answering them. And then, because your life is so unfulling (probably because you are a bitter, not all that talented artist), you go into a tag, that you don't even care about, and spread hate. Just stop. I fucking hate all of you. Seriously, no one cares about your opinions.

You care about my opinion because it started you on a rage. ;D incest is wrong. Go get a life.

Apr 14, 2012
hope u die

I will one day, just like you. iDiOtS Ov ThE iNTerNET R IdiOts.

Apr 14, 2012
Apr 14, 201270,017 notes

lost-in-the-wooods:

Incest is disgusting and Idgaf. If I saw two brothers winchin I’d vom all over them

Apr 14, 20124 notes

tsunrugi:

how do i tell my parents that i just dont give a shit about anything anymore

Easy. You just tell them. Its how you get away fast enough for swearing that you need to worry about.

Apr 14, 201210,699 notes
The problem seems to be that YOU can't separate fiction from reality. We can enjoy something in fiction that we'd never support in real life. Liking slasher flicks doesn't mean we support serial killers, and liking stuff in fanfiction and fandom doesn't mean we support it in real life. You like pirates despite the fact that they were criminals who raped and murdered. So unless you support that stuff in real life, relax honey. Fiction isn't real.

… Im not having any difficulty with that at all. I just think thats weird. And the people that have came to me all support it in reality. So read the previous statements before you state yours, HONEY.

Apr 14, 20121 note
What is even happening anymore on the internet when people reckon its ok to sleep with someone theyre related to as closely as a sibling? Just a whole heap of genetic no no.

I don’t know what happened. I voiced an opinion and everything went “Ka-BOOM! ITS OKAY TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR FAMILY!”

Apr 14, 20121 note
Bravo, you just proved to the whole of tumblr how immature you are.

And you couldn’t say that with your name. You feel so strongly about something and couldn’t step up and come out from behind the anon? I think we know who the immature one is here love.

Apr 14, 20123 notes
You don't get to declare that a fandom is fucked up because you don't agree with something. It's rude and just plain hateful.

awh can we all take a look at these peoples life?

Apr 14, 2012

ladydee0904 replied to your post: hey Oddshoelace. I agree with you and love because you love pirates and seem like a really neat person and I saw all the stupid hate you were getting over something you apparently said about a fandom. I just felt like something nice needed to said *nods*

:) stay strong and may the winds be with you

Isn’t she the loveliest? :) 

Apr 13, 2012
hey Oddshoelace. I agree with you and love because you love pirates and seem like a really neat person and I saw all the stupid hate you were getting over something you apparently said about a fandom. I just felt like something nice needed to said *nods*

Awwh you’re so lovely ladydee :) I Don’t support incest so I got all that. That’s all. heheh. Love you my fellow Pirate. :) 

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PRO INCEST YO. who is this person

I don’t know what happening anymore Ian :( :L

Apr 13, 2012
You are truly immature for your age, and you must have a lot of free time to spend it hating on random people on the internet. Live and let live, never heard of that?

Do i look like I give a shit? Its disgusting man. 

Apr 13, 2012
Incest isn't actually illegal in certain states. While I personally wouldn't engage in incest, you criticizing people for doing so and then /tagging it/ makes it seem like you aren't interested in debate, you just want to be an offensive blogger. Now I completely understand you have opinions and it's cool you aren't afraid to voice them but now you just seem like a troll because you can't take a debate seriously. If you aren't going to provide legit opinions, you shouldn't tag them.

… i don’t want to live anymore. Can everyone that supports incest just go fuck a family member and get it outa their system?

Apr 13, 2012
You seem to ignore the difference between a consensual relationship and a non-consensual one. Incest can be as consensual as every other relationship. If two PEOPLE love each other and want to be with each other, who on earth are you to judge?! Rape is forcing someone to do something he doesn't want to, why am I even here explaining those basilar concepts?!

Can we all just have some popcorn to read the bullshit that keeps coming at me? 

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