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totallyfubar:

…Did Drake just do a grammar joke?



daccodacc:

I laughed so hard no sound came out




stalemuffin:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

also see:

maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.

This is both truthful and pisses me off with the
'If' they pursued.
WHEN they pursue the career that they are studying to get, that they’re working in McDonalds (Burger King) to fund.
Only reason I work in Burger King is to fund my education. You wouldn’t catch me in there otherwise. Blerghhh.


septagonstudios:

NIELLY FRANCOISE

septagonstudios:

NIELLY FRANCOISE


tattoosandbeyond:

like really bitch

tattoosandbeyond:

like really bitch


gummabearrr:

me throughout primary

gummabearrr:

me throughout primary



If you haven’t laugh during sex at least once, your having sex with the wrong person.

dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS


azzaliejane:

this freaked me out cause patrick got serious


Patrick was too tired for spongebob’s shit that night.

azzaliejane:

this freaked me out cause patrick got serious

Patrick was too tired for spongebob’s shit that night.


deluminator:

oh how the tables have turned

deluminator:

oh how the tables have turned