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georgeofoldvalyria:

everyone’s like “hA HA EASTER IS ON 4/20 LOL BLAZE IT PRAISE IT”

and then in Britain we’re just like “it’s 20/4 don’t blaze anything except the toaster for some hot cross buns and the kettle for an accompanying cup of tea” 



andrew-scotttt:

gnny:

the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window

We’ve got that in England too but we call them chavs


tarotdactylskittles:

within-a-world-of-my-own:

disneymonde:

disneymonde:

if i were on a date and the guy were to say he didn’t like Disney i would look him dead in the eye and be like “in a relationship i need faith, trust” and then i’d open my purse and throw glitter and then whisper “pixie dust” then walk out.

WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES

BECAUSE ALL OF US WOULD DO IT.


masterofkarateandfriendship:

 

masterofkarateandfriendship:

 



ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’



muscleluvr2:

mew2:

cougarrrrrrrrrrrr69:

100% very real certified doctor

the balls enter the vagina when??????

what do you mean “when”? the entire point of sex is to get the balls in the vagina by whatever means necessary… american sex ed is truly lacking

muscleluvr2:

mew2:

cougarrrrrrrrrrrr69:

100% very real certified doctor

the balls enter the vagina when??????

what do you mean “when”? the entire point of sex is to get the balls in the vagina by whatever means necessary… american sex ed is truly lacking


slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you


shakesqear:

I LOVE THAT FEELING WHEN YOU LISTEN TO AN OLD SONG AND YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THE LYRICS THEY JUST KINDA COME OUT


gardenvarietykiss:

b0wl:

setbabiesonfire:

memoryshirt:

Occupy in Brazil:
Hey Brazilian Police, what did you expect would happen if you lob a tear gas grenade in a country that has some of the best soccer players in the world and where the Confed Cup is currently playing?
Even Beckham couldn’t do it any better….

YES! YES! GO BRAZIL, GO.

Bend it like a Brazilian rioter. 

I’d piss myself if somebody lobbed my teargas back at me with their foot. Holy crap.

gardenvarietykiss:

b0wl:

setbabiesonfire:

memoryshirt:

Occupy in Brazil:

Hey Brazilian Police, what did you expect would happen if you lob a tear gas grenade in a country that has some of the best soccer players in the world and where the Confed Cup is currently playing?

Even Beckham couldn’t do it any better….

YES! YES! GO BRAZIL, GO.

Bend it like a Brazilian rioter. 

I’d piss myself if somebody lobbed my teargas back at me with their foot. Holy crap.


heckboy:

shh no more words

heckboy:

shh no more words



alicehobbes:

A few weeks ago on Aprils Fool’s we went to Disneyland as Clopin and Esmeralda. It’s no Festival of Fools, but we still had fun.